I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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