i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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