check it out our google latitudes are spooning
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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