Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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