How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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