It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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