On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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