so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
do herpes really smell.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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