I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
