After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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