My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
