You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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