I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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