i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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