I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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