I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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