"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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