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(248): View more from Michigan

Is that you in the white hat?

(248): View more from Michigan

Fine suit yourself

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts

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(813): View more from Florida

Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.

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(301): View more from Maryland

My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses

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(641): View more from Iowa

just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now

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(443): View more from Maryland

Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?

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(909): View more from California

omg i wish you could see the front of my car.

(909): View more from California

There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."

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