Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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