her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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