Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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