Sponge bath it is.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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