doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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