Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
