its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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