Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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