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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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