I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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