guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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