Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I need water and some morals
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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