discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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