I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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