can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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