READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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