This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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