I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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