You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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