Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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