Whod you bang
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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