The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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