Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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