Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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