Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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