I forgot how hot balto sounded
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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