Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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