I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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