So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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