I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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