remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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