So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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