Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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