if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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