love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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