I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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