dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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