these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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