Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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